Yukky Duck by Starr
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. WHATS ALL THIS THEN? A DEMO FROM STARR THAT HASN'T GOT I.L.M. WRITTEN ALL OVER IT! YEP, SURE IS! THE SCROLLER STARTS HERE.... WRAP>> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. WHATS ALL THIS THEN? *HOLD UP* DON'T RESET! HIYA BOYZ AND GIRLZ, WELCOME TO SOME MORE HIGH QUALITY CRAP FROM INDUSTRIAL LIGHT AND (WHOOPS! WRONG DEMO!) .....SOME MORE DECENT CRAP FROM STARR..... STUCK TOGETHER WITH NAILS, SUPER-GLUE, SELOTAPE AND A DEAD HAMSTER ON THE 5TH OF APRIL 1988. WELL, AFTER THE NASTY (?) SCROLL TEXT IN SCOUT DEMO, IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE AND A FEW EXPLAINATIONS..... BUT FIRST, THE CREDITS: CODE> YOURS TRUELY! (ME). MUSIC> JON DUNN. LANDSCAPE GRAFFIX: HUGH BINNS (BORROWED FROM LEVEL 16 OF SUBTERRANEA). AND NOW, STARR'S REVENGE: THE STORY SO FAR... AFTER GOD'S LITTLE KISS'N'TELL SCROLLER (PARDON???) IN SCOUT AND THE LONDON TRIP. ME, MYSELF AND I EMBARK ON REVENGE! CHAPTER 2 WELL FORGET THE DETAILS THAT ON THE DAY IN QUESTION I HAD NO SLEEP, MY TRAIN WAS LATE GETTING INTO LONDON AND THAT I GOT OFF AT THE WRONG PART OF PADDINGTON TUBE-STATION (WHICH MEANT I HAD TO PERFORM A SUICIDE RUN ACROSS THE MAIN ROAD OUTSIDE. I FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE STATION ONLY TO FIND THEIR TRAIN WAS ALSO DELAYED BY 15 MINS. THIS PROMPTED ME TO COLLAPSE IN A HEAP ON THE FLOOR. ON THIS PARTICULAR DAY, GOD HAD BEEN TAKEN ILL WITH THE VIRUS (HE SAID HE CAUGHT IT OFF HIS AMIGA, WONDERED HOW HE CAUGHT IT???)). AND FOR THE REST OF THE DAY I WAS WITH THEM HE KEPT EXPLAINING, IN RATHER GRAPHIC DETAIL (NO PUN INTENDED), HOW THE PLEGM WAS DRIBBLING DOWN THE BACK OF HIS THROAT INTO HIS STOMACH...... TO WHICH MY BELCHING SEEMED VERY MINOR. HE ALWAYS MANAGED TO BRING UP THE SUBJECT (DEFINATELY, NO PUN INTENDED!) WHENEVER I STARTED EATING...... CHAPTER 3 THE KYLIE MINOGUE SYNDROME.....(GODS VERSION) THIS IS THE FULL EXPLAINATION OF WHY I MENTIONED THE NAME OF SAID PERSON IN THE FIREFLY SCROLLER....... THE SAGA CONTINUES....... I FIRST DISCOVERED GODS FASCINATION OF KYLIE MINOGUE ONE THURSDAY EVENING ON THE PHONE TO HIM DISCUSSING WOT MUZAK HACK I SHOULD DO NEXT... TOP OF THE POPS HAD JUST GOT TO NO.1 AND GUESS WHO IT WAS??? TO CUT A LONG STORY SHORT... AT A CERTAIN POINT IN THE VIDEO GOD PIPES DOWN THE PHONE, 'COR! LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THAT!'. ENUFF SAID.... THE REST IS HISTORY.... MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS NOW: I HOPE TO BE SEEING A FEW OF YOU PEOPLE AT THE CBM SHOW IN JUNE. ALAS, I SHALL ONLY BE THERE ON THE SATURDAY. AS USUAL, I SHALL BE MAKING MYSELF A COMPLETE AND UTTER PAIN IN THE NECK TO EVERYONE I MEET. NOW, IT ONLY REMAINS FOR ME TO DO THE HELLOS....... HIYA TO: ASH + DAVE, HAWK AND SNORK, *SUSAN*, GOD + HAKE, DAVUS, YYZ, ICEMAN, PERDITA, JEAN, DIESEL, TJ, GENIUS, TDM, YIN, CHAS, MARK (MG2), SIR, BORF, JUSTIN, DAKKAR, SHANKS!, TORK, JAP87, PASCAL, JOYZUS, HUDDY + GREENY, ALL AT CNET, STOAT + TIM, THE ZOO, KKY TV, GREMLIN, MOLE, UBIK, HUGH BINNS, ANDY MERRILL, SKUZZ, GAIRY, IAN + MIC, TMC, BEZZ, DREDD, DIESEL. THATS YER LOT! NOW, I'M GOING..... SEEYA! COPYRIGHT 1988 STARR.... - GGHHIIJJKLLMNOPQRSTUVXY[/^ "$&(+-0369= -